So I finally got Mommy to cave in and buy me my first Cabbage Patch Doll. Her name is Lesley Hope, and I've been busy learning all the tricks to being a good Mommy. I can feed her, and burp her, and put her in her car seat all by myself. I'll know I'm getting somewhere when she learns how to reach my Fruit Puffs and sneak them to me without my own Eagle Eyes Mommy spotting her.