Hey, Mommy, I've been hearing through the grapevine that you're planning on leaving me this weekend to go shopping with "the girls". Ummm, if you haven't noticed, I am a girl, I love to shop, and if this isn't a picture of a lady in some desperate need of some new shoes I don't know what is. So I'm just going to grab my coat and I'll meet you in the car. Oh, and grab some cookies on the way out, will ya'? I'm starved.