OK, Mom, I know how you say how important it is that we love and respect all of God's creatures, but come on! Does that really include Jimmy, the eight foot long boa constrictor who keeps looking at me like I'm nothing but a big turkey drumstick? Supposedly he was there to enjoy the Tulip Time festivities, but I have a feeling that a good old elephant ear just was not going to do the trick. Later, Jimmy, I'm outta here.